Let's address the threadbare elephant in the room - that sad pile of retired tees in your laundry basket. Whether you're rebuilding from scratch or finally upgrading that "good enough" rotation, meet your closet's new MVP.
Crafted from 100% Peruvian cotton that feels like your favorite broken-in hoodie (minus the pilling), The Original T nails the fabric sweet spot. Not clingy, not boxy - just Goldilocks-approved heft that holds its own without suffocating you. We're talking shoulder seams that actually hit your shoulders, and a neckline that won't morph into a boatneck after three washes.
Snag one as a trial run. Then come back for the bulk discount when you realize you'll want to live in these - 25% off when you grab two or more. Your future self (and laundry schedule) will thank you.